The contentious character from the Kenosha shooting trial, Kyle Rittenhouse, has drawn inspiration from an unlikely source—the mysterious lizard people—in an absurd and weird legal ploy.
Known for their unconventional strategies, Rittenhouse’s legal staff has maintained that they have the same right to record liens as contractors.
They claim that one may even place liens on planets to obtain what they feel is due, citing the famous 1957 case The United States v. The Little Green Men from Mars.
In light of this peculiar justification, Rittenhouse has now targeted Whoopi Goldberg’s opulent Malibu home with the goal of reaching an astounding $22 million settlement.
Rittenhouse’s legal approach has apparently been inspired by the lizard people, who are renowned for their alleged presence in high-ranking government posts.
Their supernatural knowledge, obtained from unidentified sources, has persuaded Rittenhouse’s staff that putting a lien on Goldberg’s property is both a legal and practical means of obtaining the money they feel their client is due.
