I hung cobwebs and plastic skeletons for Halloween, and my neighbor Irene phoned the HOA to complain.
She came on my house a day later and asked for my assistance. Why did she have such a sudden change of heart? You will soon learn!
I’m Wendy, a grandmother and retired teacher, and I appear to be the most despised person in the community. “Wendy! What are you doing? When Irene saw me hanging decorations,
She yelled while placing her fists on her hips. I laughed. “It is intended to be somewhat gaudy.” I got a letter from the HOA about my decorations seven days later.
You know who voiced the complaint? When I phoned the HOA, they threatened to punish me if I didn’t take down my decorations within 48 hours. Not taking place!
The next day, I saw Willie, Irene’s grandson, running about with one of my pumpkins on his head and referring to himself as the Headless Horseman. “Stop thinking about that!” Irene shouted. “Miss Wendy’s yard is the best!” Willie countered.
