The Borowitz Report, New York—Robert F. Kennedy Jr. stated on Monday that investors may reverse the disastrous trend of last week’s worldwide stock market meltdown by consuming large.
Amounts of cod liver oil. He said that the reason why stocks are plunging is because investors are unhappy, and that their lack of Omega-3 fatty acids is the root of their unhappiness.
“The Great Depression was brought on by this.” He went on to say, “Dr. Oz is with me on this,” which strengthened the legitimacy of his recommendation.
Financial experts, however, were skeptical of Kennedy’s recommendation, pointing out that taxes on cod liver oil had rendered the liquid all but costly.
