News Flash: Jack Black Says He’s Leaving the United States For Good Because “I Just Can’t Take It Anymore”

The shocking news of Jack Black’s announcement of his departure from the US, in which he primarily cites a lack of respect, has rocked the entertainment industry.

The statement, delivered by the charismatic and hilarious entertainer during a touching press conference, surprised and moved many to tears.

“I am at my breaking point, man,” For an instant, Black’s signature smile gave way to a grave countenance as he wept. What have

I gotten out of entertaining the wonderful people of this nation? I feel like I’m not really valued here, what with being passed up for major parts and being snubbed at award ceremonies.

The actor has had a controversial year, taking heat for his stances on political satire and environmental protection (his fight to save the endangered manatee species is well-known).

 

There will be a new Reba show soon! Roseanne is in it, and she’s sworn to be totally non-Woke.

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