After being dumped midway through a date, one lady turned to TikTok to recount the whole ordeal.
According to the TikTok user, who goes by the handle @equanaaa, her date informed her he was going to the bathroom and never came back after she loudly slurped her way through forty-eight raw oysters.
Everybody has been on a date when they knew there wouldn’t be another, but most people would still politely remain to the end and then come up with a reason not to see that person again.
Unfortunately for Equana, her companion apparently couldn’t finish her final oyster dish (while he drank only one drink) and then abruptly left, leaving her to foot the cost.
After “weeks” of messaging, Equana said she was “bored and had time” to arrange a meeting with the guy.
She spilled the beans about how they hooked up at Fontaine’s Oyster House in Atlanta, where she went all out and ordered four plates of oysters since a dozen cost $15.
She sautéed all 48 oysters in sauce and then recorded herself, apparently with the flash turned on, loudly devouring each dish.
As she stated, “Y’all when the fourth one came out he was looking at me crazy.” Things began to go awry around the fourth dish.
Defying the odd glances she was receiving, she said she “didn’t give a f**k,” explaining, “I was like, ‘Baby, you invited me out – I’m going to eat.'”
As an appetiser, the lady loudly devoured about fifty oysters. Alexander Spatari/Getty Images is the credit winner.
Equana started perusing the menu and picked up some potatoes and crab cakes after devouring the 48 oysters that were allegedly served as an appetizer.
Equana seems to have put off her date due to her ravenous seafood hunger, as she disclosed: “Why did he claim to be going to the restroom and never return?” Oh my God!
Plus, she said that it had been 10, 20, 30 minutes… I finally gave in and grabbed the tab… Only gave me one f****** drink.
The guy messaged Equana later to say, “I offered to take you out for drinks and you ordered all that food – I can Cashapp the total for the drinks.
” Equana ended up paying for her feast alone, but she shared the message with him. Kelcey Flanagan, manager of the restaurant, said,
“This is nothing new for us,” revealing that dates going overboard on oysters was apparently not a unique incidence. I thought that was humorous.
Two women have ordered six dozen oysters from me. And it was just the icing on the cake; they were also sipping white Russians. “I will say, it had been a minute since I had a single female eat that many… it’s pretty impressive.”
The majority of her commenters ultimately agreed with the date, stating things like: “Idk what’s worse, the 48 oysters as an APPETIZER or the insane slurping and smacking” and other similar sentiments.
Several more said: “The audacity to ask WHATS NEXT after 50 oysters is INSANE,” along with: “the flash, the moaning, ‘what im bout to eat’ after 50 oysters YO IM HOLLERING” .
