Kyle Rittenhouse, the contentious character from the Kenosha shooting trial, has drawn inspiration from an unlikely source: the elusive lizard people, in an absurd and ludicrous legal ploy.
Renowned for their unconventional strategies, Rittenhouse’s legal team has maintained that if contractors can file liens, then so can they. Citing The United States v.
The Little Green Men from Mars, a seminal 1957 case, they claim that it is even possible to place liens on planets in order to demand debts owed.
Rittenhouse has now set his sights on Whoopi Goldberg’s opulent Malibu mansion, hoping to settle for an astounding $22 million, with this peculiar justification in mind.
Rittenhouse’s legal strategy has purportedly been influenced by the lizard people, who are rumored to hold high-ranking government posts.
Rittenhouse’s team has been persuaded by their unearthly knowledge, which they have obtained from unidentified sources.
