SMART COUPLE DRAG INTO RIVER AND PARTY IN THE CAR!

A lustful couple from Philadelphia elevated the phrase “rocking the boat” to a whole new level when their sultry automobile ride came to an abrupt end—straight into the river!

At 4:15 AM on Wednesday, the unnamed couple was becoming heated and both of them were growing heavy in

the backseat of a 2020 Range Rover when one of them unintentionally knocked against the gear shift, sending the vehicle sliding into the Schuylkill River.

The two were, according to Philadelphia Police, “enjoying each other’s company” at the time. They managed to avoid harm by crawling out of the SUV when it was submerged in water.

The Range Rover was pulled out of the river at 9 AM, and pictures of the submerged vehicle were taken close to the Strawberry Mansion Bridge.

The gregarious couple seems to have merely been fined for a rainy trip home, since there are no charges against them.

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