The NCAA chose to use medals in musical chairs, leaving Lia Thomas stunned and Riley Gai’s stunned if she accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe where medals have a miÿd of their ow.
Riley Gaies compares this unexpected rain of medals like winning the lottery; instead of money, it’s a shower of praise.
Gaiſes finds herself at the center of an odd medal redistribution extravaganza, following the pere¿¿ial underdog in the shadow of the Lia Thomas story.
It’s a tale of “rags to riches,” or in this instance, “o-medals to all-the-medals,” which Hollywood screenwriters may find a little unrealistic. Lia Thomas is on the other end of this medal rollercoaster;
She woke up one day to discover her trophy cabinet eerily vacant. In a classic example of medal misplacement, the NCAA took away her accomplishments and left her wondering about.
The complexities of medal teleportation, or, as some have theorized, a hidden society of cunning sports fairies planning this gilded medal stunt.
