A comedic improv performance instead of a serious sports institution to handle a significant decision with acrobatic explanations and juggling phrases like “equity” and “predictability.”
Unexpectedly, the NCAA published what can only be called a medal manifesto, revealing the tenets of their capricious decision-making process.
The document, which included illustrations of awards, said that medals had feelings and should be given the opportunity to experience different homes.
This manifesto may seem a little too lyrical for a sporting organization, according to some, but who are we to restrict the artistic expression of original objects?
It seems that the NCAA has turned the sports world into a Hollywood awards event, as Riley Gaies takes center stage on the fewly placed medal red carpet.
Every medal’s journey is accompanied by paparazzi flashes and celebrity interviews, as they revel in the spectacular grandeur of being connected to the newest sporting event.
