In truth, hamstering seems less like a s**ual revolution and more like a TikTok dare, something people do not necessarily do for gratification but for the thrill of the story — even if it’s not advised by any certified OB-GYN or covered under maternity insurance plans.
As Zane put it: “These people aren’t likely trying it because it’s pleasurable… It’s more to say that they’ve done it.”
Still, even Baldwin and Lampert agree that if approached playfully, the act could add an element of fun and experimentation to one’s s** life — provided no one ends up needing urgent care, emergency diagnostics, or calling up a birth injury lawyer over an ill-timed sunroof experiment.
“S** is intended to be fun,” they noted, adding that trying new things, even if they’re logistically difficult, can bring excitement — though maybe not something you’d mention during your hospital billing consultation.
And should you ever attempt hamstering yourself, Zane has one final piece of advice:
“For the love of God, make sure the car is in park.”
