In order to send “the most vicious dregs of society,” President Trump has ordered the reopening of America’s most infamous jail.

 

“The agency will comply with all Presidential Orders,” a Bureau of Prisons representative stated, although they did not specify how or even if this could be accomplished.

“It is now a very popular national park and major tourist attraction,” said former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi bluntly. She commented on X, “The President’s proposal is not a serious one.”

Four former housekeepers filed a sexual battery lawsuit against Smokey Robinson.

A death row convict who made a cruel “mistake” with their last meal endured a “painful” execution.