A guy is lounging on the beach, making a lewd joke.

 

“I have a wonderful relationship with God. Since he is aware of how bad my vision has become, he has turned on the light everytime

I use the restroom at night. And once I’ve finished urinating, the light goes off once again. “Outstanding! “That sounds fantastic,” the doctor adds.

The doctor phones Eric’s wife a few days later and says, “Hello, Anna. Eric seems to be doing well, and his vital signs are excellent. His relationship with God is the reason I’m calling.

Is it accurate to say that the bathroom light turns on every time he goes to urinate at night and then “poof”? And once he’s finished, the light goes out once again, “poof.”

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