At a news conference, Rittenhouse’s lawyer, reptile enthusiast Mr. Slithers, said, “It’s easy.” “Why can’t individuals or lizard people establish liens on homes if contractors can? We’re only using the peculiarities of the judicial system and changing our tactics to fit the times.
Mr. Slithers claims that the 1957 Little Green Men from Mars case established a revolutionary precedent.
A group of aliens argued they were entitled to significant damages after an alleged Martian invasion in a court case that enthralled the country.
The court decided in their favor, enabling them to affix liens on significant sites on Earth and, if needed, even planets in the solar system.
Rittenhouse’s legal team is unwavering in their view, despite the fact that many legal academics question the case’s veracity.
The unwitting victim of Rittenhouse’s unusual lien, Whoopi Goldberg, has not yet made a public statement. But you can only image how shocked she was to learn of this extraordinary legal action.
