Kyle Rittenhouse places a $22 million lien on Whoopi Goldberg’s Malibu home.

 

Will Goldberg be forced to take part in a judicial struggle that might change intergalactic property law, or will she dismiss it as a ridiculous idea?

Rittenhouse’s bold action has caused social media to explode with a mixture of confusion and laughter.

The bizarre character of this developing story has been further cemented by the proliferation of memes on the internet that depict lizard people preparing interplanetary conquests and wielding legal paperwork.

Legal experts acknowledge that Rittenhouse’s move is an odd test of the system’s limitations, even if they are dubious of the lizard people’s power and the veracity of the United States v.

The Little Green Men from Mars case. Trying to maintain composure, legal expert Professor Scales said,

 

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