One thing is certain: this court drama has taken an alien turn that nobody anticipated, whether it is a satirical critique of the peculiarities of the judicial system or a last-ditch effort to get attention.
Notice: This article contains parody. The allegations and incidents discussed in this article are completely made up and meant mainly for amusement.
The United States v. The Little Green Men from Mars case and the existence of lizard people are entirely made up and have nothing to do with actual occurrences or court decisions.