when even Keanu Reeves can’t accept an award. He’s as kind as a flower. He warned me that if I gave her the trophy,
he would be the center of attention at the marina. The marina is completely off-limits to him. The plot is confusing at first.
They seem to be taking it as a sign that we should try this with another favorite of theirs, someone who they believe is on their side, after our success with Keanu.
Costner and Keanu, I say congratulations. You’ve managed to prolong this insanity for another day. May our nation be blessed.
