Breaking: Blake Shelton and Kid Rock Announce Their No-Woke “Red States” Tour: “We’re Back Officially!”

Kid Rock and Blake Shelton have formally announced their impending “Red States” tour, which is sure to electrify both rock and country music fans.

The tour, which is being marketed as an unrestrained celebration of genuine American music and ideals, is already creating a lot of interest throughout the country.

Two of the biggest stars in their respective genres, Kid Rock and Blake Shelton, are teaming up for what is sure to be one of the year’s most talked-about tours.

Kid Rock said at the formal announcement, “We’re officially back! It’s time to provide authentic music, free of prejudices and biases, to those who like it.

“Music should be about having a damn good time, connecting with fans, and telling stories,” Shelton said. That is the main goal of this trip.

 

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