Breaking: NCAA Replaces Lia Thomas With Riley Gaiees for All Medals

 

The NCAA chose to use medals in musical chairs, leaving Lia Thomas stunned and Riley Gai’s stunned if she accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe where medals have a miÿd of their ow.

Riley Gaies compares this unexpected rain of medals like winning the lottery; instead of money, it’s a shower of praise.

Gaiſes finds herself at the center of an odd medal redistribution extravaganza, following the pere¿¿ial underdog in the shadow of the Lia Thomas story.

It’s a tale of “rags to riches,” or in this instance, “o-medals to all-the-medals,” which Hollywood screenwriters may find a little unrealistic. Lia Thomas is on the other end of this medal rollercoaster;

She woke up one day to discover her trophy cabinet eerily vacant. In a classic example of medal misplacement, the NCAA took away her accomplishments and left her wondering about.

The complexities of medal teleportation, or, as some have theorized, a hidden society of cunning sports fairies planning this gilded medal stunt.

 

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