Breaking: Tucker Carlson is hired by 𝑨𝑩𝑪 with a large salary and a contract, taking over from The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

 

Fans are baffled by the choice to substitute Carlson’s trademark look and well-timed fury with Jimmy Kimmel, a presenter renowned for his blend of witty banter and poignant moments.

However, insiders claim that ratings are the main factor for this decision. ABC apparently thinks that instead of laughing at dad jokes and celebrity interviews,

Viewers would want to go to bed smoldering with political tension. The ridiculousness of this change has been quickly pointed out by critics.

Traditionally, late-night programs have tried to use comedy to bring people together rather than incite ideological conflict. However, maybe ABC is placing a wager on a future.

In which speeches containing barely concealed rage and dire warnings about the status of the country will overshadow comedies. What a daring plan!

 

Breaking: Following harsh and insulting remarks about Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce of the Chiefs declares he is quitting Elon Musk’s X app, calling it a “toxic waste dump.”

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