“I’ve always believed that late-night television is the perfect platform to discuss the real issues facing our country,” Carlson said in a statement,
Indicating that he is excited about the prospect. Translation: Get ready for nightly lectures that transform a piece on pumpkin spice lattes into a critique of the breakdown of society.
According to reports, Kimmel is handling the news well. According to those close to the former presenter, he is already receiving offers and may even launch a podcast.
Because in 2025, Spotify is the only platform where jokes can still be spoken without being supplanted by Tucker Carlson. So, America, fasten your seatbelt.
The future of late-night television is going to be far less humorous and much more… Tucker. Grimes, Elon Musk’s ex-lover, sued him for having too many children and not being able to care for them.
