According to Barron, “there’s a good chance you should just retire” when even Keanu Reeves can’t accept the honor. To put it simply,
he’s the cutest dude alive. He threatened to make himself a target at the marina if I gave her the trophy. Even the marina is out of his reach.
The plot is confusing at first. It’s as if we tried this with Keanu before and it worked so well that we figured we’d try it with another favorite they believe is on their side and see what happens.
Costner and Keanu, I say congratulations. For another day, you have maintained this absurdity. America, may God bless you.
