Dad discovers his 16-year-old daughter’s goodbye letter and finds an intriguing tidbit in the last sentence.

 

I hate to break the news to you, but Muhammad, my new lover, and I are going on an elopement. He’s fantastic, and I’ve at last discovered genuine love!

His large motorbike, sultry scars, stylish tattoos, and adorable piercings are my favorites! Not only that, but I am now three months along in my pregnancy with Muhammad.

He claims he wants even more kids, and we’re planning to move into his trailer. I’m overjoyed! And you know what? Next week, we will tie the knot!

We are now cultivating 17 plants behind our trailer after he informed me that marijuana isn’t as harmful as some people think.

They will offer us as many drugs as we like in exchange for us having enough for him and his pals. Muhammad really deserves to recover, thus I sincerely hope that a herpes treatment is discovered soon.

Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the film industry, and they have made arrangements for me to become an actor, so don’t worry about money!

 

After the daughter tears off her wig and bullies the girl with cancer, the father shaves her head.

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