Don’t bother battling a gorilla! Although no one has ever been murdered by one, the most lethal monkey has torn off limbs and genitalia, eaten off faces, and torn apart newborns.

The question of whether 100 men could defeat a gorilla has been the subject of intense discussion on the internet for the past week.

Elon Musk, the owner of X, is among the more than 288 million people who have added to the hypothetical dilemma with ever-more-ludicrous possibilities.

These militant tactics might not be required, despite the crazy claims that these men could “literally sit on a gorilla and kill it” or their preparations to wrestle and gouge the beast.

After her son passed away in a terrible tragedy on his ninth birthday, a mother demands that helium balloons be banned.

Trump has come under fire for posting utterly contradictory statements regarding the US stock market.