Don’t bother battling a gorilla! Although no one has ever been murdered by one, the most lethal monkey has torn off limbs and genitalia, eaten off faces, and torn apart newborns.

“The way she was killed is what enraged everyone,” said Joseph Doré, a community member from Bossou.

In South Africa, 26-year-old American graduate student Andrew Oberle experienced a horrifying attack while conducting fieldwork at the Jane Goodall Institute Chimpanzee Eden.

Oberle, who was pursuing a degree in Anthropology and Primatology, had unknowingly entered a restricted area when two male chimpanzees launched a ferocious assault.

Dragged under two fences—one of them electrified—Oberle was mauled for over half a mile.

The chimps tore off his ears, several fingers and toes, and even a testicle, while inflicting deep gashes on his limbs and stripping muscle from his arms.

After her son passed away in a terrible tragedy on his ninth birthday, a mother demands that helium balloons be banned.

Trump has come under fire for posting utterly contradictory statements regarding the US stock market.