Ellen DeGeneres and her sixteen-year-old wife Portia de Rossi make sad announcement.

The action tracked Donald Trump’s November last year presidential victory. Originally living in the Cotswalls, floods from Storm Bert drove them to move to another Oxfordshire house.

Ellen’s new life was recently glimpsed by fans when she posted a video of herself cutting grass accompanied by a caption: “Portia thought it would be fun to film my first time on the mower”.

She accurate. She also unveiled a striking new appearance, sporting brown hair from her trademark blonde pixie.

Not stopping with words, remembering Augie Ellen’s homage required more. She uploaded a series of pictures of Augie over the years, curled up with Portia, sunbathing under the sun, and hanging about in their kitchen.

She went back on Instagram days later with a note for her 136 million followers: “Thank you for all of your kind messages about Augie.”

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