HOT HOT: Netflix Experiences Significant Losses Following Major Donation Announcement: “It Was a Terrible Error”

Patriots, you have likely already received the news. Netflix, which has been historically associated with the Obama family, has made a significant donation to the Kamala Harris campaign,

totaling $7 million. Subscriptions were discontinued at an alarming rate by the American populace, resulting in a loss of billions in market capitalization overnight.

Regrettably, none of the narratives are supported by a credible source. Joe Barron, the Director of Democrat Propaganda at Netflix, informed us that he is currently reevaluating the entire situation.

Barron stated, “I am not so much questioning it as calling it complete and utter bullshit.” He further stated,

“Netflix could care less if the MAGA cult that swore they were canceling their subscriptions because Obama swore they were canceling them again.” These individuals are not sincere. They are incompetent.

I believe he was disparaging us, patriots, but it is impossible to determine for certain. He may believe that we are insignificant, but he is unaware that we only canceled them in spirit the last time,

 

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