“Son, what happened last night?” Jack asks. “Well, you came home after three in the morning, dr*nk and out of your mind,” the truth is revealed.
You threw up in the hallway after falling over and breaking the coffee table, and you got that black eye when you ran into the door.
“So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?” he asks his kid, bewildered. “Oh THAT!” responds his son. Well, you screamed,
“Leave me alone, I’m married!” when Mom pulled you into the bedroom and attempted to remove your pants. “I’m married!” Jack broke down in tears because he was so relieved!
