Mom Dislikes Doctor’s Retort and Doesn’t Think “Virgin” Daughter Is Pregnant

 

The mom, who we will refer to as Mrs. Jones, took her to the doctor. “What’s the problem?” the doctor asked. Mrs. Jones was quick to

Explain, “It’s my daughter Mandy. She keeps getting these appetites, she’s taking on weight, and she’s ill most mornings.”

The doctor gave Mandy a full examination, including one critical test, which yielded the results he had anticipated all along. “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Mandy is pregnant,” he

Remarked, turning to Mrs. Jones. “I would guess it would be about four months,” he continued, much to Mrs. Jones’ surprise.

Mrs. Jones’s head began to spin instantly. How is this possible? She handled Mandy with such caution. Mrs. Jones didn’t take long to inform the doctor that he had made a grave error. “Are you expecting?

 

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