” Reeves remarked, his voice sounding almost like he was speaking to Rufus outside the Circle K, “she’s not a nice person.”
In addition to Gloria Estefan, Justin Timberlake and Wynona Ryder refused. Nobody can manage to track down Jackie and Kelso, who are in dire need of a change in their life; they have yet to get a response.
The 136th Marine Paralegal Unit’s Ravine Captain Joe Barron said, “We believe those two are probably in a ravine somewhere after losing their social media following to the
worst apology video ever recorded.” Barron continued, “We’re just gonna start here in LA and go from ravine to ravine until we find them.”
Everyone agrees that they are probably dead from disgrace, joining their jobs, but others think they may be in something deeper, like a ditch or a puddle.
Topher Grace, once again, chose to keep his dignity intact by refusing to remark. The more ridiculous the tale becomes, Reeves claims he will not budge. May our nation be blessed.
