Oliver Anthony, Kid Rock, and the Un-Woke Warriors Join Forces for the “Save America” Tour

Rock legend Kid Rock and singer Oliver Anthony have launched a new venture: the “Save America” tour. This decision has raised eyebrows—and possibly a few fists.

With a blend of patriotic music and unvarnished views, the pair intends to tour the country, pledging to be as unwoke as a 3 a.m. tweetstorm.

This tour, says Anthony, is an effort to “reclaim America from the clutches of political correctness.” According to him

“Our goal is not to win over the Twitterati; our objective is to rock and stir up controversy,” Kid Rock said. Get ready, America,

for this tour seems to be the hottest ticket in town when it comes to the cultural wars.

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