“Seven,” said Johnny. The instructor inhales deeply and massages her temples. Teacher: “You’re better than this, Johnny. Come on.” Let me explain it in a different way.
How many apples would you have if I gave you two, two more, and two more? “Six,” said Johnny. Instructor: “Well.
Now, how many cats would you have if I gave you two, two more, and then two more? “Seven!” said Johnny.
“Where the hell do you get seven from, Johnny?” said the teacher. “Because I already have a freaking cat!” said Johnny.
