Now that it’s actually happened, Anthony is probably going to lash out and offer to sing a solo at Keith’s funeral, assuming you buy into some of the more bizarre theories on quantum physics.
We anticipate birds weeping.Swift is busy being the most popular person in the world, so she might not be accessible for any tributes of this nature.
But the words she used to characterize her relationship with Toby Keith were probably quite touching.
We send our sympathies to Taylor Swift for her loss, the Keith family for theirs, and Kid Rock for continuing to identify as such in his fifties. America, God bless you.
