The news broke today: after a large donation, Netflix lost over 10 million subscribers in only one day.

 

I take it that your rating has you feeling sad… Yeah, that’s unfortunate! Perhaps Reed really cares about making America—er, the world—a better place.

So be it, everyone. Because, well, nothing good is going to come out of it, let him squander his money on our Democrats. Alternatively,

I feel obligated to mention that things won’t improve, so Reed, quit squandering your money and give to charity instead.Keep an eye out, folks. There are a lot of exciting and thrilling parts to the journey!

 

News Flash: Robert De Niro Cancelled by Gordon Ramsay Due to His “Woke Jackass” Attitude

Tragically, Clint Eastwood’s family has left him bereft at the age of 94. The whole fan base is in shock.