The odd opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics, which was salvaged by Celine Dion’s performance despite technical difficulties and bad weather, has been criticized by Christians for its woke spoof of the Last Supper.

Canadian singer Celine Dion was the only one who could save the Paris Olympics opening ceremony from technical difficulties and rain-soaked performers, drawing criticism from Christians like Elon Musk who saw it as a parody of the Last Supper.

Many spectators complained about the terrible audio quality brought on by the heavy rain, while reviewers dubbed the four-hour performance the “worst ever.”

Some even went as far as to joke online about how organizers should “stop the boats” because of the problems.

As part of a massive flotilla of 85 boats, 6,800 competitors wearing plastic ponchos tried to maintain a positive attitude as they raced down the Seine River in front of hundreds of thousands of fans.

People were complaining that it was “the worst Olympic opening ceremony in memory” since they couldn’t hear Lady Gaga or any of the other 3,000 performers (including dancers, acrobats, and actors) due to the rain.

As the first day of competition approaches this morning, yesterday night’s show had many embarrassing gaffes involving nation names.

Following Megan Fox’s appearance in Machine Gun Kelly’s new music video, which features a massive baby bulge, fans are once again wondering.

Celine Dion’s daily battles to be physically strong enough to open the Olympics: The debilitating and incurable Stiff Person Syndrome, which Star described as “feeling like someone is strangling you,” required Star to undergo excruciating treatment.