Tim Walz and J.D. Vance are being compared in a humorous manner on the internet, and I am unable to suppress my laughter.

 

11. “Tim Walz is the individual who will engage in Pokémon games with his child.” “J.D. Vance will reprimand his child for discussing Pokémon games.”

12. “Tim Walz is the individual who provides you with the necessary tools to resolve an issue.” J.D. Vance is the neighbor who borrows your tools and never returns them.

13. “Tim Walz is the individual who assists you in repairing your vehicle.” J.D. Vance is the individual who informs you that you are unable to park in that location when it malfunctions.

14. “Tim Walz is the type of individual you would request to accompany you home after a late class.” J.D. Vance is the reason you must request that Tim Walz accompany you home after a late class.

 

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