But according to the newly established Office of Cultural Prioritization and Other Stuff We Just Made Up, such displays are “not in line with current budgetary values—or biblical meteorology.”
“We’re not anti-Pride,” clarified Sarah Patriot-Brooks, White House Press Secretary and Cousin-by-Marriage.
“We just think taxpayer dollars are better spent making sure our brave veterans aren’t sleeping under bridges.
Unless the bridge is rainbow-colored, in which case we’re burning it down and building a tasteful beige one.”
