The initiative is expected to cost $4.2 million, though a spokesperson assured reporters that “some of it may be tax-deductible depending on how you feel.”
Despite backlash, the administration doubled down.
“Pride is just a distraction,” said Patriot-Brooks, adjusting her flag pin to maximum visibility.
“The real pride is in serving our country. Unless you’re gay and serving. Then we’ll have to circle back on that.”
At press time, a White House aide was spotted sneaking into the break room with a rainbow cupcake, whispering, “Don’t tell Dale.”
