We are at a loss for words on the one element that everyone missed during Kate Middleton’s hospital visit.

 

To allow [Kate] to recuperate from her operation in privacy and also to respect the privacy of the other patients,” according to Rebecca English, royal editor of the Daily Mail.

In order to see their mother in secret and without being noticed, William or the Middletons could simply transport George, Charlotte, and Louis in and out of the hospital.

The Sun offered the following reason for the young Waleses’ absence: “William and Kate want her absence to feel as normal as possible for the youngsters.” And it’s completely affordable and attainable Monday through Friday.

What about the weekend that was just over? Here, the word “but” is bolded and double-, triple-, and triple-underlined.

According to the Sun, they chose not to attend, instead engaging in some (presumably) idle chatter about their “doting” Middleton grandparents’ $7 million Bucklebury home.

Even if Carole and Michael are allowed to “dote” as much as they want, delivering as many sticky buns, sweet delicacies, and deliciously gloopy ice creams as they can find, is that still preferable to receiving a hug from their mother?

 

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