For instance, when His Majesty landed at the London Clinic this week, he “made a beeline” for his daughter-in-law’s room.
In the meanwhile, Queen Camilla paid her husband three separate visits in a 24-hour period.
Things have taken a sharp turn for the worst, and we are far from regular Windsor programming at a time when all of the royal family’s employees should be pitching in.
To get rid of whatever negative juju or hex is hovering over Buckingham Palace, I would advise Camilla to spend some money on crystals, sage, and the services of a half-decent shaman.