Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award Will Not Be Given to Keanu Reeves Because “She’s Not a Good Person”

 

“We believe those two are probably in a ravine somewhere after losing their social media following to the worst apology video ever recorded.

We’re just going to start here in LA and go from ravine to ravine until we find them.” Though others think they could be in something deeper, like a ditch or even a puddle,

Everyone believes they are most certainly dead from disgrace, starting their careers. Again maintaining his composure, Topher Grace declined to remark.

Reeves said that regardless of how ridiculous the tale becomes, he would never alter his viewpoint. America, God bless you.

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