I presume he went on to discuss it for another forty-five minutes. “Let’s not even talk about it,” he said, “because vinegar is nasty and nuns have a vinegar face.”
If you believe that the 88-year-old Pope just voiced his disapproval of women’s appearance, you are obviously mistaken.
He then urged nuns to refrain from talking, which he admitted is challenging for women since it would need a “heroic” effort on their behalf to refrain from chatting.
At the 1988 Chattanooga Chuckle Hut, this man would have killed it with his stand-up act. He most likely shouted at a server for rejecting his overtures and bumped Coca-Cola as soon.
As he left the stage, interspersing the depressing show of manhood with an impotent “Do you know who I am?! I am the jerk that just killed it at the Chuckle Hut in Chattanooga!
After Pope Francis continued to bemoan the diminishing number of women entering the Church, all of the nuns listening probably wondered, “Gee, I wonder why?!”
