‘Succulent Chinese lunch’ guy’s family make an urgent appeal, and a GoFundMe is put up for him.

 

I need to know the fee. Consuming food? Yummy Chinese food? Known for his stentorian voice, he memorably yelled out, “Get your hand off my penis!”

Years down the road, we learned that the individual in issue was a Queenslander named Jack Karlson.

“They [the police] thought I was some international criminal, a Hungarian who used to rob restaurants,” he told LADbible in 2020.

Evidently, I am not him, but they assumed I was. You can see them apprehending me on camera as they swarmed in.

“Because I knew the police despised me, I was afraid they would try to arrest me for a crime I did not commit.

Even when they forcibly removed me from the restaurant, I persisted. They were attempting to restrain me by dragging my arm behind my back, and all I could think to do was utter a word in the hopes that it would divert their attention.

 

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